Linux Loving Men Are Sexier:P

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amc · #1 Post by **amc** » 2007-01-09 06:09

http://www.reallylinux.com/docs/linuxlovingmen.shtml

hcgtv · #2 Post by **hcgtv** » 2007-01-09 15:55

Does this apply to Linux Loving Women also

amc · #3 Post by **amc** » 2007-01-09 18:22

I don't know any linux loving women.

Hatrist · #4 Post by **Hatrist** » 2007-01-09 19:32

amc wrote:I don't know any linux loving women.

Same here.

frenchninja · #5 Post by **frenchninja** » 2007-01-09 20:48

amc wrote:I don't know any linux loving women.

You must meet my girlfriend

It's hard to pry her off her Debian, unless of course its to play videogames for hours or drink beer

Ahh, life is good

hcgtv · #6 Post by **hcgtv** » 2007-01-09 20:54

frenchninja wrote:It's hard to pry her off her Debian, unless of course its to play videogames for hours or drink beer

Does she have a sister

frenchninja · #7 Post by **frenchninja** » 2007-01-09 20:56

She does actually, but that one doesn't know Linux

Lavene · #8 Post by **Lavene** » 2007-01-10 05:18

hcgtv wrote:Does this apply to Linux Loving Women also

Of course it does!

garrincha · #9 Post by **garrincha** » 2007-01-10 16:24

hcgtv wrote:Does this apply to Linux Loving Women also

I knew a female work colleague who installed Linux (cannot remember what kind) on her old PC in 1997. I took an interesting but eventually, I was too busy with other stuffs to bother. Needless to say, the installation that she did was such a PITA

!

hcgtv · #10 Post by **hcgtv** » 2007-01-10 16:36

Lavene wrote:Of course it does!

Proof that Linux brings out the best in all of us.

garrincha · #11 Post by **garrincha** » 2007-01-10 17:52

Well, the same Linux loving colleague of mine took me out one day during summer '98 (i think) just for a drink and chat as we took advantage of the oh so beautiful sunny weather, but we ended up doing a bender - we went out and drank from lunchtime until about midnight at several places in Kensington (central London) and I ended up sleeping at her place. Of course we behaved ourself

!

In the morning I play around with Lara Croft/Tomb Raider on her PC.

Needless to say, fortunately or unfortunately my drinking days are over. These days I just have at most a bottle of red wine each month.

_FOCUS_ · #12 Post by **_FOCUS_** » 2007-01-11 07:37

All girls must read this subject.

garrincha · #13 Post by **garrincha** » 2007-03-07 04:03

I'm sorry if I posted this slightly OT...but it seems to be appropriate since I knew a couple of Italians just like this fellow in the post below...wait for the clincher at the end, it had me in a tear of laughter:
Guido the Italian Lover??
A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile,

"So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied,

"No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks,

"You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says,

"No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman
unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again,

"You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear,

"No, I Norwegian.

hcgtv · #14 Post by **hcgtv** » 2007-03-07 04:18

It's making the email rounds as I type.

Lavene · #15 Post by **Lavene** » 2007-03-07 05:10

That's an old one... but here in Norway she is Swedish. Still funny though

Norway and Sweden has this friendly 'joke war' going. It's been like that forever, no one longer remember when it started. It's said to have started when there was a union between Norway and Sweden and that was between 1814 and 1905. So we have been making jokes about each other for more than a hundred years and it's very common that when a joke about stupid people arrives in Norway the stupid one promptly becomes Swedish, and vice versa.

(sorry for being even more OT)

Tina

arnestig · #16 Post by **arnestig** » 2007-03-07 06:50

Hehe, yeah...

As an example.. I know how to sink a norweigan submarine and Tina knows how to sink a swedish one.