Stupidest terminal commands?

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Stupidest terminal commands?

Postby bedtime » 2018-07-28 13:02

This is just a silly post if anyone cares to join in.

Often when reading tutorials, I see examples of commands used in ways that make little sense or are generally not useful. It was bumping into such a demonstration yesterday that inspired this post...

If you have a command, a command with parameters, or a small script, which is, well, a trifle daft :roll:, please feel free to post it.

Here is mine:
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$ sleep 10&; foo bar


Note: Please do not post commands that would be harmful to the someones system; all commands should be able to be executed safely!
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Re: Stupidest terminal commands?

Postby 4D696B65 » 2018-07-28 13:08

Using sudo with commands that do not require root privileges. I'm sure we've all seen many of those.
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Re: Stupidest terminal commands?

Postby bedtime » 2018-07-28 13:14

4D696B65 wrote:Using sudo with commands that do not require root privileges. I'm sure we've all seen many of those.

Lets try to display an example for each.

So, perhaps:
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$ sudo top
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Re: Stupidest terminal commands?

Postby ruffwoof » 2018-07-28 22:46

Linux/BSD can show different levels of self awareness

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ar m God

Might show "God does not exist" or "creating God"

But not sexually aware

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make love

Don't know how to make love
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Re: Stupidest terminal commands?

Postby Head_on_a_Stick » 2018-07-29 20:15

I despise superfluous commands, useless use of `cat` is the prime example of this:
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cat foo | grep bar

Rather than
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grep bar foo

Or using `echo` & redirection rather than a simple here string (or document), so this:
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echo foo > bar

instead of
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tee bar <<<"foo"
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Re: Stupidest terminal commands?

Postby debiman » 2018-07-31 12:14

ruffwoof wrote:
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make love

i always liked
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man woman
:mrgreen:

...but here's a more serious one:
i once tried to set up a caldav server on my kitchen server - radicale, to be precise, with setup instructions.
at some point it instructs me to add a radicale user, with / as home!
... after a while i decided that i don't like radicale so much, so i deleted the radicale user - i used the userdel command with the -f switch (that also removes the home directory).
guess what happened!!!
all my music was on that same partition.
i'm still recovering from that, almost a year later.
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