8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
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Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?
Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?
From Is Your Son a hax0rs, I had to ROTFL at this:
Maurice Green on Usain Bolt's 9.58: "The Earth stopped for a second, and he went to Mars."
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WTF? I suppose that makes me a computer hacker since age 12...
Though, Lunix? is that not an attempt to do something with a commodore 64 or what?
Though, Lunix? is that not an attempt to do something with a commodore 64 or what?
Arven bids you a good day...
My Laptop: Toshiba Satellite A25-S3072; 3.06 GHz Pentium 4; 473 MiB RAM; Debian Testing/Unstable/Experimental / Slackware 12; Whatever WM/DE I feel like at the moment
My Laptop: Toshiba Satellite A25-S3072; 3.06 GHz Pentium 4; 473 MiB RAM; Debian Testing/Unstable/Experimental / Slackware 12; Whatever WM/DE I feel like at the moment
You can tell that it was a humorous take on misconception of 'hacking', especially in Linux by the wording and sentence construction in this article which definitely point to someone with more than passable experience in computing.Noven wrote:I really cant tell if the 1st article was like fake or not, cuz I actually know dumb people like that...
I knew that the article is old and I have came across that site a long time ago, but it is still a riot though.
Maurice Green on Usain Bolt's 9.58: "The Earth stopped for a second, and he went to Mars."
So you both know the people that I'm up against? lmfao.Bulkley wrote:Yeah, so do I. They revel in stupidity.Noven wrote: . . . I actually know dumb people like that...
"Now the body of one soul I adore wants to die
You have always told me you'd not live past 25
I say stay long enough to repay all who cause strife."
-- Alice in Chains, Sludge Factory
You have always told me you'd not live past 25
I say stay long enough to repay all who cause strife."
-- Alice in Chains, Sludge Factory