The kernel I'm using may be updated but the ones that got downloaded last time I received any kernel update had funny names and just plain didn't boot.
And I ran it as root. I know it isn't a permissions problem as I checked in /dev as root.
So now rebooting...
Well, booted up fine. Still no /dev/dsp or /dev/audio. lsmod provides the following:
Module Size Used by
ipv6 264612 15
lp 11176 0
af_packet 22600 2
psmouse 20360 0
floppy 61200 0
analog 11968 0
parport_pc 36900 1
pcspkr 3592 0
rtc 12760 0
xpad 6208 0
whiteheat 49412 0
wacom 12832 0
ovcamchip 23208 0
w9968cf 78752 0
i2c_core 24176 2 ovcamchip,w9968cf
visor 18128 0
vicam 12064 0
uss720 9632 0
parport 41832 3 lp,parport_pc,uss720
usbtest 17868 0
usb_storage 69152 0
usbnet 28552 0
usbmouse 5664 0
usb_midi 24132 0
usblp 13088 0
usbled 4448 0
usblcd 5860 0
usbkbd 7424 0
ultracam 15884 0
touchkitusb 5440 0
tiglusb 9604 0
stv680 28748 0
speedtch 15152 0
sn9c102 53832 0
se401 18404 0
safe_serial 8204 0
rtl8150 13824 0
rio500 7060 0
pwc 53008 0
powermate 7072 0
pl2303 17732 0
phidgetservo 6240 0
pegasus 24296 0
ov511 87740 0
omninet 6596 0
ohci_hcd 21764 0
mtouchusb 5792 0
microtek 7808 0
mdc800 11108 0
mct_u232 10692 0
legousbtower 16868 0
konicawc 13768 0
kobil_sct 12996 0
kl5kusb105 13764 0
keyspan_pda 15172 0
keyspan 31188 0
kbtab 5280 0
kaweth 21888 0
ir_usb 10700 0
ipaq 11568 0
io_ti 50320 0
io_edgeport 88072 0
ibmcam 59468 0
usbvideo 31140 3 ultracam,konicawc,ibmcam
hpusbscsi 7808 0
gadgetfs 19532 0
net2280 24588 1 gadgetfs
ftdi_sio 30820 0
empeg 9352 0
dsbr100 6304 0
videodev 10016 9 w9968cf,vicam,stv680,sn9c102,se401,pwc,ov511,usbvideo,dsbr100
digi_acceleport 19620 0
cytherm 6176 0
cyberjack 10148 0
cdc_acm 12384 0
catc 13408 0
belkin_sa 9732 0
usbserial 29896 19 whiteheat,visor,safe_serial,pl2303,omninet,mct_u232,kobil_sct,kl5kusb105,keyspan_pda,keyspan,ir_usb,ipaq,io_ti,io_edgeport,ftdi_sio,empeg,digi_acceleport,cyberjack,belkin_sa
auerswald 17600 0
audio 48512 0
ati_remote 12968 0
aiptek 21056 0
pciehp 99084 0
shpchp 101996 0
pci_hotplug 34640 2 pciehp,shpchp
via_agp 9056 1
agpgart 34696 1 via_agp
joydev 9984 0
evdev 9600 0
mousedev 10476 1
tsdev 7392 0
via_rhine 21576 0
mii 5120 2 usbnet,via_rhine
crc32 4320 4 usbnet,speedtch,catc,via_rhine
usbhid 32192 0
snd_via82xx 29540 0
snd_ac97_codec 70020 1 snd_via82xx
snd_pcm 98728 1 snd_via82xx
snd_timer 25668 1 snd_pcm
snd_page_alloc 11752 2 snd_via82xx,snd_pcm
gameport 4704 2 analog,snd_via82xx
snd_mpu401_uart 7968 1 snd_via82xx
snd_rawmidi 25156 1 snd_mpu401_uart
snd_seq_device 8200 1 snd_rawmidi
snd 57156 7 snd_via82xx,snd_ac97_codec,snd_pcm,snd_timer,snd_mpu401_uart,snd_rawmidi,snd_seq_device
soundcore 10336 3 usb_midi,audio,snd
ehci_hcd 32004 0
uhci_hcd 33136 0
usbcore 119012 72 xpad,whiteheat,wacom,w9968cf,visor,vicam,uss720,usbtest,usb_storage,usbnet,usbmouse,usb_midi,usblp,usbled,usblcd,usbkbd,ultracam,touchkitusb,tiglusb,stv680,speedtch,sn9c102,se401,safe_serial,rtl8150,rio500,pwc,powermate,pl2303,phidgetservo,pegasus,ov511,omninet,ohci_hcd,mtouchusb,microtek,mdc800,mct_u232,legousbtower,konicawc,kobil_sct,kl5kusb105,keyspan_pda,keyspan,kbtab,kaweth,ir_usb,ipaq,io_ti,io_edgeport,ibmcam,usbvideo,hpusbscsi,ftdi_sio,empeg,dsbr100,digi_acceleport,cytherm,cyberjack,cdc_acm,catc,belkin_sa,usbserial,auerswald,audio,ati_remote,aiptek,usbhid,ehci_hcd,uhci_hcd
sata_via 7428 0
dm_mod 59804 1
capability 4520 0
commoncap 7232 1 capability
ide_cd 42656 0
cdrom 40732 1 ide_cd
reiserfs 247760 1
ext2 71848 0
ext3 127240 2
jbd 62616 1 ext3
mbcache 9348 2 ext2,ext3
ide_generic 1408 0
ide_disk 19296 6
via82cxxx 14332 1
ide_core 139908 5 usb_storage,ide_cd,ide_generic,ide_disk,via82cxxx
sd_mod 21696 0
ata_piix 8164 0
libata 41700 2 sata_via,ata_piix
scsi_mod 125196 5 usb_storage,microtek,hpusbscsi,sd_mod,libata
unix 28692 100
font 8320 0
vesafb 6656 0
cfbcopyarea 3840 1 vesafb
cfbimgblt 3040 1 vesafb
cfbfillrect 3776 1 vesafb